Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
And then one time when the show got canceled…
and then when it came back..
you’re missing my favorite one though
Human sympathy has its limits.F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via feellng)
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
I just got in from a very lovely evening with my friend Craig. We went to this alternative night and for once I enjoyed myself because i drank very little and just socialised with people and I ended up chatting to some rad old friends from sixth form and it was really nice. I had a great evening. I enjoy not drinking that much too :)
I would absolutely love that! Who are you!? This is my idea of bliss!